Drop it Dirtbag! False(B)logic enters the World of Law Enforcement, Let’s Play Police Quest Part Four

Showers for Everybody!

Distracted by dreams of getting out his uniform blues, Sonny failed to notice all the yelling as he went down the hall into PQ headquarters:

“Gremlin? Internal Affairs? What the hell are you talking about?”

“Well, that was uninformative.” Sonny walks around to see if he could figure out what the deal was:

“Chicken? Comical? What the hell is going on here?” Sonny goes into the Sergeant’s office:

“That’s not the only thing that is getting excited standing here alone in the Sergeant’s office. His salt and pepper hair, the tiny pouch that’s starting to develop from too many donuts and too much desk work…”

With nothing to say and becoming overwhelmed by the Sergeant’s presence Sonny excuses himself:

“I can’t wait to see him, Fat Sonny!”

Not having a life of his own, Sonny decides to go to the Blue Room. But first, shower time! (Please go revisit the sexy pic of Sonny Bonds showering shown earlier in the thread, bask in the glory.)

(Yeah, that’s racist)

“But, I’m off!”

Okay, here it is! The screenshot you’ve been waiting for:

Once done with the shower Sonny changes into his civvies and grabs the keys to his ‘vette

Welp, that’s a boring outfit. No wonder he has trouble picking men up down at Lytton’s gaybar, the RAMROD

(some more racism compliments of Sierra On-line)

To the Blue Room

“They serve BUD here? I love BUD!”

I bet Sonny has a wide stance…

Sonny takes a seat and chats Jack up

I think Jack is DEPRESSED. His daughter might be doing DRUGS. No, not DRUGS!

before Jack can tell us more some more cops show up:


“A woman?! Ah ma.. I mean, uh, This is so hot! I definitly am becoming aroused by this display of female sexuality!”

The look on Jack’s face here is hilarious to me for some reason.

(I don’t know why he had to stand, it’s not a lap dance if you’re standing…)

Back to Work


“That his wife is definitly leaving him now?”

ugh, no wonder no one likes cops. James Walls was the writer and designer of this game! He could have made cops as cool as he could imagine them and this, THIS, is what he came up with…

“WTF, Kieth? that’s seriously not cool. I just worked the day shift! Man, you suck.”

So, Sonny drives back to Police HQ, showers, and changes back into his blues:


That last comment is probably classist, sexist, statist or something. I’m going to go on record that this entire game is moderatly misogynestic.

“What happens in the locker at Police HQ stays in the lockers at Police HQ”

Sonny finishes his shower grabs his gear, his radio, and his patrol key cars and then heads into briefing:

(Imagine yourself writing all this down when you are playing the game and then imagine you transcribing your notes into the game using the take note feeature. Why do that? To ensure you got all the points in the game!)

Back out on Patrol

With the Briefing over Sonny checks his pigeonhole:

“Not illegal high-stakes gambling!”

Sonny doesn’t waste his time making notes or recognizing things. Oh no, he vows!

Yup, you got to do that everytime!

And with that Sonny hits the mean streets of Lytton just after getting off of them for 20 minutes. Crime never sleeps, I suppose…

Author: falselogic

Doesn’t mix well with polite company; his two favorite topics being politics and religion. Would rather be out cycling, swimming, running, or camping. Misspent his youth reading genre-fiction; today, he is making up for it by reading large quantities of non-fiction literature. The fact that truth, in every way, is more fascinating than fiction still tickles him.