Now with my help you too can look as great as your favorite singers and actors, with my method you’ll be burning calories the way everyone in Hollywood does!Best of all it’s simple, no complicated charts or figures to understand, no books to buy, no membership to pay! Nope everything you need you can get from your local gas station!
Here it folks, my three step process to shedding all those unwanted pounds!
Step 1. Buy a carton of cigarettes
Step 2. Smoke that carton of cigarettes
Step 3. Repeat
That’s it! In no time you’ll find the weight disappearing, as soon nicotine becomes more important than just about anything in your life! For those of you who have the money, you might consider my advanced diet, which replaces cigarettes with speed! You’ll be thin and more productive than ever!
