Festivus 2016

Festivus 2016

Once again we find ourselves in that most joyous, and stressful, time of the year. Yes, that’s right, Saturnalia! ┬áKeep Saturn in Saturnalia! I suppose there are some other holidays people celebrate but they’re probably fake holidays that don’t honor the Father of the Gods… I do know that Saturnalia┬ámeans that Festivus is once again upon us! And, as I have for the last four years, I participated in Talking Time‘s Gift Exchange.

It all started when a mysterious package showed up on my doorstep! It had no return address, only this mysterious sigil:

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The dreaded Ninja Santa!

Oh no! It’s Ninja Santa! The mysterious elf who visits those on Festivus night with either wonderful presents or a gruesome death! I opened the package with some trepidation. Within I found:

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I guess I was a bad child this year because a small bag of shurikens was enclosed with the above note! If those didn’t finish me off, the deadly asp was sure to:

Festivus 2016Along with the varied means of death was a board game expansion and a book:

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All in all a fantastic Festivus haul! Praise Saturn!

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All Together Now

Many thanks to my secret Ninja Santa who remains mysterious because they chose not to reveal themselves at this time. I worry that they’re lurking in the bushes outside my house waiting for the opportune time to deliver that greatest of Festivus gifts: the sweet release of…


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Author: Jonathon

Would rather be out swimming, running, or camping. Works in state government. Spent a youth reading genre-fiction; today, he is making up for it by reading large quantities of non-fiction literature. The fact that truth, in every way, is more fascinating than fiction still tickles him.

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